Part for Tix

Written by Cage on October 29th, 2009

 Sex For Tickets

So… you fellas around the Philadelphia area had a chance to have a … “good time” with a “gorgeous tall buxom blonde” if you were willing to part with some World Series tickets. She was desperate for two World Series tickets and stated “Price negotiable — I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!’’

I’ve heard of desperation fans, and I’m quite sure this happens all the time, but to have it out there for interpretation for the whole world to see? Wow.
Well, of course, an undercover cop responded to the ad and found she was allegedly promising sex.

To top it all off, she’s MARRIED! Yes, she wanted to do “whatever” to get a pair of tickets for her and the hubby! Now THERE’S loyalty for ya….. doing whatever it takes to get a pair of tickets to take your hubby out for a World Series game.
Now, there’s no word as to what he thinks of all this. Well, what CAN he say? “Well she was willing to bang another guy BUT she was trying to get us tickets to a World Series game!”
HA! Can you imagine if she managed to get these tickets and what the hubby would say?
“You did WHAT? To who?? How DARE you have sex with …… What?….. You got tickets to a World Series game?…… OH! Why didn’t you SAY so in the first place!! OK, let’s go! WOOO HOOO!!”
“Yea, buddy, we’re going to the game tonight. My wife worked hard for these!”

HA! I could go on and on……

Anyways, she’s getting tickets from a local radio station. They believe she’s just an overzealous fan. She also has a facebook account, if anybody is interested, and it seems she has a lot of supporters. Yea, from all angles I’m sure….

The legal issue is still going on.
Just slap her with a fine (or just slap her) and let her go. To lock her up for wanting to part for someone willing to part from their tickets is ridicules.

So there you have it. Another “5 minutes of fame” story. I’m sure we haven’t heard the last of her. She’ll be on some talk show…….

1 Comments so far ↓

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    PaulaO

    W.T.F.??

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